jokes and funnies http://gtr1000.yuku.com/topic/692/t/jokes-and-funnies.html en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Sun, 13 Jul 2003 14:03:59 GMT Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:20:20 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://gtr1000.yuku.com/topic/692/t/jokes-and-funnies.html Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/32209/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-32209 The 11th Husband

A young... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MereMale) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/32209 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:20:19 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/31723/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-31723 Strangers on My Flight

Cheers, Craig ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Sebastionbear) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/31723 Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:11:36 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/30475/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-30475 TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS

http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/30475 Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:59:22 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/30208/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-30208 If he was drinking beer and scotch he wouldn't have tons of money in the bank!!!


]]> feeds@yuku.com (MrsTosh) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/30208 Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:35:38 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/30207/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-30207 1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realise you're wrong.
2. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
3. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up
to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
4. What would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow
each other?
5. You never know when it will strike, but there... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MrsTosh) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/30207 Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:34:37 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/30155/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-30155 feeds@yuku.com (doorstop) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/30155 Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:09:52 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/29827/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-29827 Myeeme wrote:
Now there is a policy to vote for David.

On another subject, from a periodical I receive.

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.image


Absolute Gem Malcolm............................ feeds@yuku.com (Sebastionbear) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/29827 Sat, 01 Aug 2009 21:57:55 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/29807/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-29807 A woman walks into an accountant's office
and informs him that she needs to submit her tax return.http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/29807 Sat, 01 Aug 2009 11:43:47 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/29790/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-29790 Ha ha ha ha! Good on ya Bob! No comment...


]]> feeds@yuku.com (MrsTosh) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/29790 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:22:39 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/29787/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-29787 feeds@yuku.com (BobS) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/29787 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:02:10 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/29786/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-29786 ]]> feeds@yuku.com (BobS) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/29786 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:59:19 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/29748/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-29748 > >> It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
> >>
> >> A man only needs to be:
> >>
> >> 1. a friend
> >> 2. a companion
> >> 3. a lover
> >> 4. a brother
> >> 5. a father
> >> 6. a master
> >> 7. a chef
> >> 8. an electrician
> >> 9. a carpenter
> >> 10. a plumber
> >> 11. a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MrsTosh) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/29748 Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:31:13 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/29708/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-29708
Voted Best Joke in Ireland

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of my wife!'
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the best toast of the night.'

She said, great & what was your toast?'

John said,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MrsTosh) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/29708 Sun, 26 Jul 2009 16:13:26 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/29461/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-29461 Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper, at a conference, coincidentally held in his home town. He walked on stage and placed his papers on the lectern, but they slid off onto the floor. As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he inadvertently passed gas.
The... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (doorstop) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/29461 Sat, 11 Jul 2009 09:41:54 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/29440/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-29440 Hysterics might set in. The writer of this piece paints a very vivid
picture...
funny stuff. You will laugh - guaranteed! ENJOY!!
I went to Bunnings recently while not being altogether sure that course of
action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and
consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'you're definitely going to s**t
yourself' road-kill chilli. Tasty... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SidecarDON) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/29440 Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:05:58 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/29427/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-29427
On another subject, from a periodical I receive.

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.image
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Myeeme) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/29427 Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:56:18 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/29406/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-29406
We could only wish.image ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SidecarDON) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/29406 Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:35:39 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/29401/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-29401 Dear Mr. Rudd,http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/29401 Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:15:40 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/29399/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-29399 It is the month of July; a resort town sits on the shores of a lake. feeds@yuku.com (reader57) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/29399 Wed, 08 Jul 2009 08:33:26 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/reply/29307/t/jokes-and-funnies.html#reply-29307 ...ya gotta be sure.....!!!

feeds@yuku.com (SidecarDON) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/sreply/29307 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:37:29 GMT <![CDATA[ jokes and funnies ]]> http://gtr1000.yuku.com/topic/692/t/jokes-and-funnies.html May I start the ball rolling,

Subject: 4 jokes

(1)
> A Digger stationed in Baghdad recently received a "Dear John"
letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
>
> Dear Ricky,
>
> I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
> just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
> you've been
> gone, and it's... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://gtr1000.yuku.com/topic/692 Sun, 13 Jul 2003 14:03:59 GMT